Pocket Lesbian

A small, short lesbian, 5' 2 or shorter. Short hair and completely adorable. Everyone should get one.

Girl 1: Hey, look at that girl over there holding her girlfriends hand. She's so tiny and adorable.
Girl 2: That's what you call a pocket lesbian.
Girl 1: I need to get me a girlfriend like that.

by Littlewittlegirl October 31, 2012

pocket god

The single best iphone app there is.

whatcha doin...

playing pocket god

cooooollll....

by BarackObama1138thx February 2, 2010

Meat Pocket

To define a woman whose only practical use in this world is to take cock in her vagina.

Jen really is nothing more than a useless Meat Pocket!

by Ravensong August 12, 2007

pocket turd

A small pile of credit card receipts,
notes, bills, wrappers, etc, deposited
around the house as people empty their
pockets.

Bill was disgusted to find his roomate
had left pocket turds all over the apartment, including the dresser, the vaniety top, and even on top of the piano.

by big_daddy November 2, 2004

pocket gay

N. A very small, slim gay man (5'7" or shorter). So named because they're small enough to "put in your pocket."

With his size six shoes, 27-inch-waisted painter pants and extra-small T-shirts from Express, he's the pimp of the pocket gays.

by gregworld77 October 14, 2006

out of pocket

to be out of control; way off base. usually deserving of a good slapping or a full-blown ass- kicking.

"Tamika had 7 shots of hennessy last night and tried to get on my man. She was way out of pocket so i smacked the belligierant ho"

by Etiwanda June 5, 2005

Pocket Knockers

Jews that carry large amounts of change in their pockets. This then results in the change knocking against itself and making a harmonous knocking sound that is sometimes found pleasing to other Jews.

A posse of pocket knockers were arrested the other day and $476.57 in coins was confiscated.

by Henry Michealson November 15, 2010