Picture Framing

When you experience morning wood so powerful and long lasting, that you are unable to roll from your back to your stomach in bed, and are propped up like a picture frame.

Babe can you please take care of this thing? I'm picture framing like a mofo over here.

by Doodleboner December 26, 2016

pictures of you

Pictures of you is guy code for: I have to break up with you now because I'm scared of my own unbridled jealousy and the attachment I have to you.

The cure is at least I have these pictures of you. This is the beginning of the end.
I'll play you our break up song, but we won't break up now... I'll drag it on till I crush your confidence

by Kismet Kitten May 19, 2017

picture of the dark

sending a dick pic to an innocent girl

omg he sent me a picture of the dark 😤😤🙄😤

by abby 🥄🥄🥄 December 6, 2017

Picture To Be

Paint a picture in your head of your gypsy lifestyle

Picture to be that churner

by GyspyMag June 13, 2019

picture fixture

A painting, drawing or photograph that adorns a wall in a residence.

There was a picture fixture in the dining room.

by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019

Picture prostitute

One who spams chat & dating apps with offers to buy their pictures and videos.

Dude it's a fake profile, you're not gonna smash, she's just a picture prostitute.

by Sir Sage July 24, 2019

picture

you're attending a talk titled "reproduction, circulation, migration" and all you can think about is one simple truth: the bigger the head, the more space to kiss

"god, this is boring. I'll have me a picture."

by Krkič October 17, 2019