3 definitions by Kismet Kitten

viobetty

A hideous looking gargantuan monstrosity your crush secretly fucks or wants to fuck

When your crush is sprung: "it's my mate's girlfriend!"
Reality: No it's his viobetty

by Kismet Kitten May 10, 2017

i have no flock

I'm a time waster!

Noel doesn't have the time nor does he want to chase you. "I have no flock"

by Kismet Kitten May 10, 2017

pictures of you

Pictures of you is guy code for: I have to break up with you now because I'm scared of my own unbridled jealousy and the attachment I have to you.

The cure is at least I have these pictures of you. This is the beginning of the end.
I'll play you our break up song, but we won't break up now... I'll drag it on till I crush your confidence

by Kismet Kitten May 10, 2017