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pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.
by C-bo July 14, 2004
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shit-posting

posting on a forum or site while taking a shit.
"Zack was shit-posting on the toilet."
by steverogerific March 8, 2015
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French Pitting

The act of rubbing arm pits (person to person)with the intent of applying deodorant to the non freshened pit.
Yo G, I'm out of deodorant. French pit me, that I might remain fresh through out the day. French pitting.
by Witt March 17, 2007
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Are you pissing on my wiener?

When someone is mentally, verbally, and physically yanking your goodies. In other words, when you think someone is joking with you.
Brian- Dude, I totally boinked Sara last night.

Sam- Are you pissing on my wiener?
by badumdum May 10, 2010
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pasting

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"
by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006
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pitting out

to bail, often times when one makes solid plans and then does not show up at the last second, or when one makes a promise and does not follow through or keep the promise
Nick- "Yo, we're all going to the bars tonight."
Meredith- "Awesome! Is Ryan going to come?"
Nick- "He says he is but he'll probably end up pitting out and staying home."
by therealest007 September 12, 2014
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Jump Posting

A tactic usually used on forums or chat boxes. Works best when there are more then two people.

Jump Posting can happen by accident or can be used to avoid awkward posts.
If you have accidentally jump-posted someone, it is best to either post again and acknowledge them or edit your original post to respond to them.
Purposeful Jump posting:

Person 1: So how was your day Person 3?

Person 2: I love you Person 3 I jack of to you every day <3

Person 3: My day was pretty good, I had some cake that was not a lie for once. :D

Person 1: That's cool.

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Accidental Jump Posting:

Person 1: S'up Person 3?

Person 2: So Person 3 I was wondering if you could edit those pics for me.

Person 3: Not much, just eating some cake *Nom*

Person 2: T_T
by ~Spark~ August 5, 2011
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