Piker

1. West Coaster who is jealous that he's not from the East Coast.

2. Word commonly misused on certain internet forums.

1. All the pikers wish they could go to Paragon in October, because E.C. > W.C.

2. Which one of you pikers took a picture of my house and posted it on the internet?

by Roll that beautiful bean footage. September 24, 2003

piker

A bloody stupid sod who's more annoying than a modron in an art gallery

Bloody Piker! Pike off or I'll smash your brain-box!

by Galen Deepinglen May 7, 2003

Bike Pikey

A Bike Pikey is someone that is unwilling or unable to own bike components of any significant value. Usually due to a lack of understanding or appreciation of the actual mechanistic or engineering properties inherent in most expensive items.

Bike Pikey's often feel it necessary to criticise those who can either afford or appreciate expensive, top-end components.

"Why bother £40 FOR GEAR CABLE ooh they have shiny metal bits wow and there's even a German link and they make drastic improvements!"

- Example of a Bike Pikey whining.

by Another Anon July 16, 2008

Lesbian pikey

A femail who is in love and or dating another woman. Also living in a caravan or a very cheap house, possibly council funded.
They normally have dogs and strong irish accents.

Oh Amy I have just discovered that I am a lesbian pikey... Pleace come back to my caravan and have fun times with me

by cooshti December 4, 2010

piker

vegie

veige is a piker

by vagie lvoes wang March 19, 2003

Plural Pikey

The phenomenon that occurs when someone repeatedly gains large numbers of points in scrabble by adding an s to high scoring words already played by other parties.

Pete: Lucy wins at Scrabble every single time, and I just don't understand why!
Tom: No, she's just a plural pikey.

by Eudoman December 29, 2014

Piker

person who has sex with pikeys

i gave her a good piking then piked her purse

by matt devilstick September 28, 2003