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Pigeon Simp

Pigeon simps are even dumber than regular simps. They are on the pussy to prison pipeline and don't even know it. Pigeon simps are manipulated by queens to commit crimes and even murder. All in the hopes of getting their dicks wet Pigeon simps hang out at bus stops, convenience stores and other NPC public places acting tough, talking shit, trying to intimidate other pigeon simps by bragging about all their bitches, hos, pussy they don't get, getting into fights with other pigeon simps, going to jail with other pigeon simps. Pigeon simps are used by gangs to do low level pawn things they will get arrested for. Chad simps are one step up in the pussy casino, but the house always wins.
Mayn, dat nigga called me a pigeon simp cause i did time for pussy. What the fuck is a pigeon simp?
mugGet the Pigeon Simpmug.

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.
Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma
by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014
mugGet the Funky Pigeonmug.

Pigeon soup

Bro I had a bowl of Pigeon soup last night, and damn it was good as hell.
by Pigeon soup October 10, 2020
mugGet the Pigeon soupmug.

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.
Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.
by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019
mugGet the Pigeon Puntingmug.

Pigeon Boy

not a very impressive male, not much to see, not much up in the head, they tend to be men that think they are everything but really they are nothing. always fantasizing about pretty peacock women
“ stop being a pigeon boy jake i dont wanna be with you” is something you would say to jake when he hasn’t stopped bothering you and talking about random stuff
by astroth15 November 2, 2021
mugGet the Pigeon Boymug.

Road pigeon

A term used for an annoying cyclist that ignores the bike lane. Predominantly inner city cyclists who appear to have no situational awareness.
by x0x_Jonas_x0x November 19, 2020
mugGet the Road pigeonmug.

Pigeon pipe

The phrase said by a crack cocaine addict when someone hands them a tiny pipe
What's that you're trying to hand me? A poxy pigeon pipe it's tiny you greedy cunt!
by Damnstraightbabe22 April 13, 2022
mugGet the Pigeon pipemug.

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