Pigeon Brain

The brain of a pigeon is about the size of the tip of an index finger. A pigeon brain can also refer to the proud human owner of such a cerebrum.

"Did you see Sean Hannity's latest segment?"
"Who is that?"
"The Fox News anchor"
"..."
"You know the pigeon brain one"
"Aah yes!"

by Omlax October 27, 2020

a bunch of pigeons

People who are coming to get the good message delivered to you.

There are a bunch of pigeons in my balcony, I think they are trying to get the message delivered.

by Silvaaa October 24, 2012

Pigeon pipe

The phrase said by a crack cocaine addict when someone hands them a tiny pipe

What's that you're trying to hand me? A poxy pigeon pipe it's tiny you greedy cunt!

by Damnstraightbabe22 April 13, 2022

Funky Pigeon

A man called Jack, bearing a beard capable of smuggling Mexicans across Borders.

Holy fuck did you see that Funky Pigeon, he castle greyskulled my grandma

by Quizteama aguillera May 21, 2014

Pigeon soup

A bowl of pigeon semen

Bro I had a bowl of Pigeon soup last night, and damn it was good as hell.

by Pigeon soup October 10, 2020

Pigeon Punting

When those stupid fucking pigeons look at you with their stupid fucking faces so you run up and punt the shit out of them.

Paul: Dude I went Pigeon Punting in New York.
Kevin: Dude why though?
Paul: They fucking stole my fries so I punted their ass.

by Nemoisdumb45 February 24, 2019

Mr pigeon

A nub who is from Quebec and doesn’t teach French and rages at people that rye their shoes in the hall. He Was named pidgeon because of his bird sized brain

Mr pigeon is a nun because he yelled at a kid for tyeing his shoes

by Saucybagel64 May 4, 2022