donkey piss

"Do you have Heineken?"

"No Sir. Would you like our local pale lager?"

"You mean that donkey piss brand. No thanks, I'll pass."

by Kevin the Aussie October 24, 2008

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Piss Boy

A manservant whose job is to mind the bucket of piss for French aristocrats.

"Sire! You look like the Piss Boy!"
"And you look like a bucket of shit!"

by Count de Monet March 30, 2008

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"That's the problem. That 4-0 result tonight was politics, nothing else. Whether you are involved directly or indirectly you have an effect. Because of a pissant town, this club will never win anything until you get rid of that crap.

by dbrt February 16, 2009

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Challenge Pissing

A contest in which the participants try to piss 6 feet straight up in the air without getting wet.

Any way you look at it, Tim, there is only one way to settle this: let's do some challenge pissing.

by the brocean March 17, 2011

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piss disk

An excellent prank whereby you pee on a plate and then freeze it. Once frozen, it can be thrown like a frisbee or better yet, slid under a door. The victim wakes up to find a puddle of piss on their floor that they can't possibly explain.

That bitch thought she could talk trash about me, so last night I slid her a piss disk.

by Blue Jay Scott September 9, 2010

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