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Parasite

The view while hanging under a parachute canopy
Bob's parasite gave him a great view of the action
by lisa_urban May 17, 2008
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Paris Hilton

Ugly walking stick with no ass,tits,face or respect for herself.

Yikes!!!!!

She's not rich and beautiful she's rich and Fugly. and has nothing to be jellous of.
Look at them bones: She's a paris Hilton.
Walking corpse
by Pokey December 17, 2003
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paris hilton

1. (noun) A mystery, puzzle or conundrum. Something well know for no apparent reason (that's the conundrum).

2. Living proof that inheritance taxes and income taxes for the rich aren't anywhere near as high as they should be.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 2, 2006
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Paris

A very beautiful curvy redhead with a wicked sense of humour. Derived from the Greek God of senses. This person is loyal to no ends and is a great friend.
Ex. " who is that beautiful ginger"
" oh you don't know, that's Paris!"
by Mythedical February 13, 2017
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Paris-itis

Parisitis or Paris-itis is the unfortunate series of circumstances during which an adolescent (usually female) becomes exposed to and contracts the Paris virus (I don't mean syphilis) and begins to emmulate a certain spoiled Hilton family member. The individual is then refered to as a Paris-ite or, more commonly, a Parasite.
"Hey Benson, did you see that girl in the Prada sunglasses yelling at the waiter?" "Sure did Lushman, looks like someones contracted Paris-itis."
by RLush November 29, 2007
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Paris Society

A secret society that is one of the most powerful to date. Made of high-profile celebrities, hollywood execs, political figures, millionaires, and regular men. Jay-Z and Kanye West are "rumored" to be members, and are said to allude to the Society in certain songs.
It is “rumored” that the black-out in the 2013 SuperBowl was a direct effort of the Paris Society, as a private display of power to its members.

They identify and control what is seen as sexually attractive, using movies, music, and neurological and psychological research.
Because being more attractive is a biological drive, it drives 70 - 80% of human behaviors - from the drive to make more money, having a nicer car, buying make-up or clothes, become more popular, work certain jobs.

Their overall goal is to "change human sexual attraction" to move toward more intelligent, more ambitious, and more global-minded as attractive, instead of having males “focus on getting a hot car”.

Thought their goal may seem ideal, they use extremely manipulative tactics and are extremely powerful.

They own a hidden front-end company, Social Solutions, to give some of their tactics away to men. They released an eBook, entitled "The Secrets". In the 2 weeks it was launched, it broke several sales records, reached 3,000,000 people, and was on track to becoming the fastest-selling eBook of all time. The Paris Society quickly took it down and suppressed rumors. There is talk of releasing it to the public soon.
Guy 1: "Shit, I saw a guy in a Ferrari with 3 other hot girls inside"

Guy 2: "Paris Society."
by ExMemberSin April 13, 2013
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paris jackson

model and actress who was born on april 3, 1998. also daughter of debbie rowe and michael jackson who is very talented,smart and funny.
by sadpizz.a March 8, 2018
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