Pandemic Brain

A phrase used to describe the phenomenon caused by the quarantine and isolation measures put in place for COVID-19. When someone starts saying weird or out of character shit, doing out-of-pocket unnecessary things or regressing to things they used to like when they were younger during a pandemic, they are probably suffering from Pandemic Brain.

A: My older brother is really stressed out from isolating, he started blasting mr. brightside by the killers last night for no reason. We're not in 2007 anymore!
B: Ah...sounds like he's got the pandemic brain

by Yung Doink October 12, 2020

pandemic

a "pandemic" is someone who falls under the ace spectrum towards the grey-ace side but they need a strong friendship before romantic feelings, but their romantic feelings can be for any gender and/or simply because of personality!

This is actually a pun for people who are Panromantic Demisexual!

A: Jess is identifying as a pandemic now!

b: A PANDEMIC???? LIKE THE SPANISH FLU???

a: No, they're panromantic demisexual!

by k0at October 18, 2020

Pandemical

The art of the pandemic for this day and age of the disasters that's it all funds are donated all proceeds are donated.

A fine Jewelry line that is made of this Pandemical world's anti f****** covets serums.

by Refuse 2 Loose October 26, 2020

Pande

a person who has little to no self respect and brags about everything and is never happy also has a shitty taste in everything.

stop acting like a pande

by damalacuious November 1, 2020

Pandemic Standard Time

The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.

Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"

Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"

by Licensed_Nerd November 2, 2020

Pandy

Use whenever you can't think of a word. Hey I cant think of the name for this? oh that? it's a pandy.

"Hey, Thomas," John said, "What's the name for that one gadget that holds my money?" he asked. "Oh, you mean a 'pandy?'" Thomas replied.

by ahaha, wow November 19, 2020

Pandemic Panchope

In the event of a pandemic, Panchope, the holiday on the Friday following Thanksgiving as declared in 2013, shall include delivery and/or catering of breakfast while wearing pajamas. Distantly social precautions required.

Oh no... COVID... I guess we’re celebrating a Pandemic Panchope this year!

by Hananabear November 27, 2020