hewlett packard

The makers of overpriced printers and crash happy computer systems.

Duuude, you're getting an HP, Duuuuude, you got rocked!

by Gimli July 15, 2003

Full Negro Package

To have more BLING than SNOOPDOG, EMINIM, and P DIDDY COMBINED!!!!

DAMN!!! You see that Caddy roll by? That mother fucker had the FULL NEGRO PACKAGE!

by Lick A. Lotapuss August 20, 2008

Pakanini

A weird native thing of the island of Oahu. It likes to spend its time smoking and hanging out with others of its kinda. Sometimes it likes to yell for no reason, but it has no way of getting around except from others of its species.

Your such a Pakanini.
You Pakanini get over here.

by sarah sean michaels August 14, 2008

Stimulus Package

Male genitalia

Hey baby, do I have a stimulus package for you..

My stimulus package is bigger than yours.

If i dont get my stimulus package unleashed, the economy might collapse.

I woke up with a huge stimulus package this morning.

by mild lettuce February 12, 2009

Package Deal

When you defecate in a zip lock bag. Box it up and gift wrap it the send it via US Mail or Parcel Service to a willing recipient who then uses the zip locked product to gratify him or herself sexually.

I couldn't be with my girl for the Holidays so I sent her a Package Deal to help relive her sexual frustration.

My roommate decided to move out when he walked in on me opening my Package Deal.

by The Great All Powerful Definer January 4, 2011

Stimulus Package

A very sad excuse at hiding tax cuts behind a scheme that's supposed to help the economy but ultimately doesn't.

Prop 24 will make the rich business pay their damn taxes, and will give us poor a break. It's basically the opposite of the stimulus package.

by KT_JDDD October 11, 2010

Hewlett Packard

Crappiest Computer Company ever. after a few years, the computer will have hardware problems. Your Laptop won't charge due to broken power socket or your CD Burner on your desktop starts to make funny noises. They are also hard to upgrade because wires are everywhere so it's hard to upgrade your memory, harddrive, etc.

Person: Why my laptop won't charge?
Person2: It's a Hewlett Packard. ~_~

by HP hater December 20, 2004