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Poo Glove

While loading up bags of manure at work, some residual poo stays on your gloves. You then chase fellow employees around while shouting "poo glove!" or something of that nature.
Poo glove attack on cashiers at work
by Hersheyloc April 1, 2009
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poo manchu

The poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. Similar to a fu-manchu, except with shit.
I was banging this girl and things got freaky. She was tired of the Dirty Sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.
by B Kuhl December 28, 2009
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Poo Digger

A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.
“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”
by CannedPears November 8, 2009
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Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker

A long piece of soft cloth (about 3ft or 100cm) with four or five knots tied at even intervals along it. .... is placed between the legs and the ends held in each hand, one in front and one behind, as if being straddled (usually with your clothes still on).
To use: The rear hand is lowered as the front hand is lifted and vice versa. Repeat this action; causing the Pooknuckle Holejacker to move between your legs, while the knots are bumping you.

This may or may not be a good thing.

Therefore, this word may be used to describe a bumpy ride, a rough person or a really horny person.
Person 1: Hey - have you seen my Poo-knuckle Hole-jacker
Person 2: Yeah, you left it on the bathroom floor.
Person 1: Oh, thanks .. .. .. .. You didn't use it did you?
Person 2: No way! I have my own Pooknuckle Holejacker.

or:
OMG that road was so bumpy! I wont be needing my Pooknuckle Holejacker tonight!

or:
That guy is a roughbastard, what a Pooknuckle Holejacker!

or:
My boyfriend is so horny! He's like a Pooknuckle Holejacker on steriods. Yay!
by ozelement October 18, 2010
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Poo Bees

A chronic medical condition commonly associated with an angry swarm of bees nestled in your anal cavity. In the case of defecation, the poo bees will hover around your feces until properly disposed of.
"Well Jimmy, looks like you've got yourself a case of the poo bees."
"....I'm so sorry...."
by Poobee trainer December 19, 2012
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Poo Sploshing

What happens when you fall down the toilet while you defecate.
"Poor Dave. He's gone poo sploshing."
by SuburbanSlang April 27, 2014
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Poo trap

To be stuck in a long conversation that you cannot escape.
Look at Mark over there, he is stuck in a poo trap!
by poonephew October 13, 2018
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