Poo War

The two contestants put their bum holes together, preferably in the scissors position for maximum contact, and the warriors poo at the same time. The aim of a poo war is to force your poo out, whilst pushing against the other contestant’s poo, so it ends up inside the other’s anus. It is similar to a tug of war, but with pushing instead of pulling, and poo instead of rope. If you are challenged to a poo war and decline, you must allow the challenger to kick you in the bollocks/vagina.

Man 1: Oi, want a poo war fam?
Man 2: No, that’s disgusting you vile creature
2 minutes later
Man 2: Owwww!!! My vagina!!!!

by Yanshish Lambshish May 20, 2011

Poo Crew

A well known graffiti crew from Peterborough, England who are infamous for writing 'Poo Crew' on public property. They are often assosiated with 'The Turd Team' but this is a common misconseption. You will find their handy work in places such as 'Subway' and public phone boxes.

Guy One: What's that say?
Guy Two: Poo Crew I think...
Guy One: Oh yeah, they're bad ass.

by YoullLearnWhenYoureOlder July 10, 2010

Poo be continued

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.

"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...

by roonetoon December 25, 2010

son of a poo

A toned down goofy insult that implies one that was spawned by a sapient piece of fecal material.

You spilled coffee on my brand new jeans you son of a poo!

by letithappen88 December 30, 2016

Poo water

A) an uncomfortable, gross or bad situation.
B) the equivalent of saying “aw crap”.
C) water that is not clear, might have a slight stench to it, and may or may not contain levels of poo

I just dropped my phone in the toilet and had to fish it back out. Ew gross dude, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

pizza poo

A massive poo that occurs on Saturday morning after you eat a lot of pizza on Friday night.

I ordered a large cheese pizza from pizza hut and ate the whole thing. The next morning I woke up and went straight to the toilet to unload all the pizza. My butthole stings from all the poo that came out. Must have been a pizza poo.

by piazza hut November 6, 2013

Booze Poos

A commonly used term in New Zealand to describe the viscosity of ones excrement following a heavy drinking session.

It can also be described as liquid poo.

"Man I had bad Booze Poos this morning, It was like I was pissing out my ass."

by Daniel see. February 21, 2009