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Crotch pheasant

a bird-like creature that is VERY territorial and attacks your crotch when approached
"SHIT! that pheasant took my crotch clean off!" the Crotch pheasant strikes again....
by DP9000 April 16, 2008
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Pheasant

A pheasant is an individual who has bad credit and is pretty much a piece of shit. Most pheasants have a distinct look to them, a mixture of a trendy homeless person and the face similar to Rodney Dangerfield's. A disgusting excuse of a human being. Most pheasants drive stick shift Honda Civics and don't shower often. A complete opposite of a shmib.
I just saw this fucking pheasant at Wawa steal a pack of gum.

Get out of here you fucking pheasant, I will not co-sign for your 2011 Mitsubishi Mirage.

Austin is such a fucking pheasant, I didn't even invite him to my BBQ and here is eating all my goddamn hamburgers.
by Sand Fuck June 7, 2017
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mount pleasant

the coolest small town in texas and other states have one but so far texas has the coolest "mount pleasant"
by blancaegarcia January 20, 2009
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Pleasanton

A bitch ass town of a bunch of rich white bitches trying to act "gangsta." Officially the stupidest town ever. 3 tpyes of kids in Pleasanton: Type 1- Rich bitches trying to act ghetto and when these assholes get themselves killed because they did something stupid people actually care. Type 2- Dumbass emo bitches that wet themselves to MSI songs. Type 3- By far a vast minority are those with a mild amount of common sense.
Pleasanton- Whigger and loser capital of America.

Wow... this supid emo bitch is probably from Pleasanton.
by Not A Pleasanton Fag March 6, 2007
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Mt Pleasant

A little hick town in the middle of the great state of UTAH! this town has all kinds of hicks including mexican hicks,rednecks and posers. their is also a school in this little town called wasatch where everyone thinks that just because their parents sent them off to school, they can do drugs. but this is not true, because the school was voted #1 in state for 2009. It is a great little town with lots of historical awsomeness!
by Kroz 99 December 25, 2010
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pleasantly plump

A euphemism generally, but not solely, reserved for fat women. The term allows overweight people to go on with their daily lives while ignoring the fact that they are unnaturally fat. Often used as a description in personal ads by obese women.
"On Craiglist she described herself as pleasantly plump, but she was actually just a great big fat person."
by dick b January 6, 2007
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Pleasant Fiction

One who strive's their whole lives to become something that they are not; Preacher, Bishop, Cop, the asshole that's going to submit this or not....With the exception of a jiggaboo
For world to say "Urban Dictionary" emplyee's are the most kind and nonjudgemental people, would be a pleasant fiction for those fuck's.
by imabus February 25, 2010
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