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ohio slip

The sex act where you pop you finger in your lovers ass, and then slip it into his urethra
My man wanted to get nasty, so I gave him the Ohio Slip
by Lovescud69 August 28, 2015
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Ohio State University

Considered the best Public school in the state. Recently ranked AHEAD of Miami of Ohio by U.S. New and World Report. It is easy to hate a good school with a dominant football program, which is why so many outsiders do. And not quite so ghetto as some ignorant people think.
Ohio State University was the best school I ever visited
by Chris dubbs May 17, 2006
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Ohio Pork roll

the process of receiving oral pleasures from a female, whilst consuming a Baconator from Wendy's.
This girl was giving me an Ohio pork roll last night, she thought she had it bad when i got bacon grease in her hair, little did she know that would the least of her worries when it came to foreign liquids in her hair.
by Thepaul15 December 20, 2008
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Ohio Turnpike

This tricky roadside position is an Ohio favorite! It invovles the driver and 3 passengers in to satisfy the criterion to complete a "suck-cessful" Ohio Turnpike. The most basic version of this sexy drive-by deviancy, proudly founded by a 20 yr. old Ohio woman, allows each member of the road trip to be pleasured simultaneously. The role of the driver is the trickiest part, as he/she has to focus on staying on the road while doing the "reach-behind" to the driver immediately behind them. The driver side passenger then has to orally suffice the other back seat passenger, while they do a reach around to the shot-gun passenger.

Perhaps the second most difficult part is the shotgun man/woman has to do oral on the driver without interfering with his/her driving operations. While seemingly challenging, this clever position proves that it truly is "hip to be square".... Or in one at least.
Kenny: "This road trip is sooo borring.... Ohio sucks."

Megan: "Wait a minute guys, Ohio is good for a lot of things, and I bet we could make this trip a lot better with some old fashioned fun, The Ohio Turnpike."

Kenny: "Why.... what is that?"

Megan: "Well, I think it's best to learn by example."

Eddie: "Hmmm.... I don't like the sounds of this...."
by holla@ya March 19, 2011
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Ohio Spank

The beatdown routinely administered to Ohio State by Florida and LSU and other SEC schools. The Southeastern Conference is ridiculously superior to the Big Ten and the routine administering of the Ohio Spank to the Big Ten conference champion Ohio State (NCAA football championship games, 2006 and 2007 seasons; NCAA basketball championship game in the same season by Florida) is proof of this. Ohio State is 0 for 9 vs. the SEC in bowl games; this too is another manifestation of the Ohio Spank.
If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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Ohio State ignorance

People who think Ohio State sucks, but are just blinded by the fact that their team sucks and Ohio State is consistently good, year in and year out. See also : jealousy Most likely a Michigan fan who is tired of being beaten every year. Also may refer to someone who is a fan of a team not participating in both the football and basketball championships in the same year.
Its fine to come out of the closet and admit you suffer from Ohio State Ignorance, it's not like you're gay or a dog fighting organizer.
by OH_IO August 28, 2007
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