walmart stage

A part of dating in small town/country areas. This is the stage when you have started to really like someone and are ready to be seen with them at Wal-Mart, the big social hotspot in such areas.

After five early-morning Waffle House dates with Shawna, Hank was having a great time and thought he might be ready for the Walmart stage.

by Lavender2008 April 24, 2014

horse stage

A stage every women goes through where they absolutely love horses! Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

Like "hey Joe isn't your daughter going through a Horse stage! ya she fucking loves horses. "

by TrainingWheelsChuck January 19, 2015

Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house

Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

stage sweating

When a person joins the stage in a room on Clubhouse but does not say or contribute anything

Billy joined the room but he was just stage sweating

by random_shutter June 23, 2021

Stage Bug

A bad stand up comedian or solo comedy act

"Man there-s nothing but Stage Bugs tonight. These guys aren't even funny."

by Hyonkity July 27, 2020

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

SUGAR Stage Maid

A "lady" with friendzone status only that serves as a go between to make "girlfriends" and "sidechicks" alike feel threatened, jealous, or envious...She holds no hearts only temporary status and position in order to "train" your girl.

"I CANT BE YOUR SUGAR STAGE MAID ANYMORE...BREAK UP W THAT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY...I CAN DO IT WAY BETTER"

"IF HE SAW ME AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN HIS SUGAR STAGE MAID I MIGHT CATCH SOME REAL FEELINGS FOR HIM"

by SassyMlf17 October 14, 2019