Oatmeal Cream Pie

when a guy jizzes/cums in the girls vagina so much that there are left overs and it seeps out of the vagina.

i was fucking her good then i let out a huge load and came out of her vagina. It was the best oatmeal cream pie ever!

by Little Debbie69696969696969 February 25, 2009

Quaker Oats

Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?

Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!

by savetheicebears July 6, 2010

tallahasse oatmeal

When you are giving a woman anal sex from the missionary position, then punch her in the stomach hard enough to make her throw up all over her tits. Then you pull out and ejaculate all over the throw up to make a nice creamy oatmeal. Spoons not included.

We were drinkin whiskey and she looked kinda effed up so I gave her a Tallahasse oatmeal

by motoboat August 8, 2010

Oats

Oats usually refers to the member of a group of friends that is generally made fun of most; although he often deserves it. It is not uncommon for an Oats to make a fool of himself often without intending to. He declines when asked to participate in fun activities, and is therefore commonly rejected by society.

Alex is such an Oats sometimes.

Don't be such an Oats.

Oats, nobody likes you. Get the hell out of here.

by K Brogs February 27, 2011

oatmeal raisin

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.

Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude

by Streganona September 12, 2005

Oathbreaker-

A person who swears an oath to perform a duty, fulfill a responsibility, be true to and support a person or institution with no intention to about deny that oath. A person who forsakes an oath for their own personal gain to increase their personal wealth, power, or standing. Example: Donald J. Trump swearing an oath to support and defend the U.S. Constitution while inciting an insurrection, encouraging supporters to terrorize Congressional opponents, urging supported to march with him to Congress and disrupt Constitutionally mandated elections but instead running away to preserve his personal safety, and watch the destruction of everything he swore to support and defend. Traitor, Coward, Criminal

Donald Trump is an Oathbreaker- because he swore to uphold and defend the U.S Constitution; he did so by inciting an insurrection against the Constitution electoral process. . Donald J Trump broke his oath to his supporters when he ran and hid after declaring that "we're going to walk down there, and I'll be there with you, we're going to walk down ... to the Capitol .."

by GOP Grandma January 7, 2021

oatneal

when you wake up the next day after a party and find your self covered in puke that closely resembles oatmeal. even better if flies or other vermon are found.

did you see oatneal in his car this morning?

by mudpunisher September 26, 2006