by NoahzTeen_ <Instagram March 14, 2015
Get the speed solvingmug. by boexe August 28, 2017
Get the Speed-waddlemug. Speed packing is a way of packing, it's a way of packing where you talk to fast people don't understand and can't speak over you or to you because you are speaking so fast they can't fit in words.
Oh you wanna pack? Alright bet , *Starts speed packing*
Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
Yo- , you not- Let me spea- Bro let me speak.
by Kid Mvoofy January 24, 2022
Get the Speed Packingmug. Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
Get the speeding ticketmug. by Joymooon November 30, 2021
Get the bro speedmug. The the mentally handicapped, and thus often euphoric or hysterical state of mind that follows a night of heavy drinking.
"Sally was definitely on half-speed this morning after Edward 40-hands last night. At Breakfast she almost peed herself laughing when someone pointed out that her shirt was buttoned up incorrectly".
by Jogana Jallenstrom October 29, 2009
Get the half-speedmug. masturbating within a short period of time
by SarahShy January 6, 2008
Get the speed-batingmug.