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We need to talk...

The person who sent/told you this is probably going to break up with you. Don’t take it personal, they just don’t want to be with you. 💔
Boy 1: We need to talk...
Girl 1: NO! *runs away*
by DreamAboutAnything January 31, 2020
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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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Special Needs Relationship

The current state of the "Special Relationship" between Trump's America and Brexit Britain, both having gotten largely out of hand in the last two years.
US: I don't know which one of us is dumber now, you with Brexit or us with Trump.
UK: Actually, we're both pretty fucked, mate. The Special Relationship has really become the Special Needs Relationship now.
by nambiancovfefe June 14, 2018
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we need to talk

the famous saying by all significant others when there about to break up with you.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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Need some wood?

Definition:
Question usually posed to an ass clown at a point in a conversation or relationship where the ass clown has grossly exceeded the limits of patience and tolerance in others who were, up until that point, making every effort to engage the ass clown in a civil discussion or relationship and indicating that the ass clown now runs the risk of unleashing a wrath previously withheld. The target of such a question is being informed that they have descended into such utter stupidity that their only possible hope of salvation is the application of a hard piece of a tree to the side of their head (for starters.) The phrase is stated rather than asked to indicate that the ass clown may be in imminent physical peril. Usage of this phrase is similar to bam stick although usually in a calmer tone - such as the phrase "You asked for it."
Background:
Asked, as if joking, by President George W. Bush of Senator John Kerry during the second 2004 presidential debate at a point where Bush knew a recent reference to timber would confuse his adversaries.
You WRECKED my car AGAIN? Do you need some wood?
nigga that jacked yo shit needs some wood
BUSH: I own a timber company?
(LAUGHTER)
That's news to me.
(LAUGHTER)
Need some wood?
(LAUGHTER)
by Tina October 14, 2004
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need some tissues

Verb. To be in a situation where bodily fluids, typically but not necessarily semen, are in urgent need of cleaning up.
"He's got three stacks of Playboys in his room? Man. He's gonna need some tissues."

"Fuckin hell dude, I'm coming down with that killer cold that's been going around. I'm really gonna need some tissues."
by Danny Delinquent December 13, 2003
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we need deathstar

when a fat chick is seen, people tend to say "man the harpoons!" but when the harpoons are just too small for that, you might say "we need deathstar!"
guy1: "look at that fat broad, man the harpoons!"
guy2: "omg, we need deathstar!"
by ajs7 June 4, 2008
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