Captain Newbmeister

One who is new to an event (such as a video game or forum created to flame or insult each other) and says something EXTREMELY stupid and becomes the King of the most ignorant sayings that have ever been expressed there.

Oh nos! We now have a new Captain Newbmeister!

by Drache September 8, 2003

jamie newman

pretending to do work, also can be used to describe someone sneak around

Dude i pull a jamie newman and how i am promote to supervisor

by faking work October 8, 2016

melissa newman

She is everything you've ever dreamed about. Loving, sweet, smart, beautiful and joyful. She is the thought that drives your day, and soon your life.

Christopher reardon is so lucky to know and love Melissa Newman.

by ctr87 August 21, 2016

Chris Newcomer

Someone who likes to take it up the ass by his dog

Im Chris Newcomer and I like puppy to play with my balls

by Randommm1 December 22, 2016

isaac newman

SEXY BEAST WHO IS STRAIGHT FIRE!!!! AND CLUTCH SIX SIEGE ALL DAYYY!!!!

Wow he's a real smerknnuglet Isaac Newman

by Likdk July 13, 2017

A Newman brag

Telling people you own a successful business to try and get women into bed.

See that guy over there creeping on them girls, he just dropped A Newman brag....the dirty bastard

by Greg Nash June 15, 2017

Kyle newman

A fucking weird ass creature that walks around with no pants on.

Kyle newman is gay

by 02nig May 19, 2018