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Banded Neutrophils

Banded Neutrophils are immature forms of Neutrophils. When they mature they turn into Neutrophils. Banded Neutrophils make up 10% of your immune cells. Banded Neutrophils are usually mass produced when a infection occurs
Banded Neutrophils are a part of your immune system.
by Ant Guy June 15, 2023
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neural network

A neural network simulates the brain via computer algorithms to generate artificial intelligence.
Walter Pitts designed some of the first neural networks using Hebbian logics.
by Radix3d February 6, 2006
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Neumann University

A great , small, catholic college with a great D3 athletic program. Everyone there is so nice, welcoming and helpful. Awesome teachers. Hottest girls ever, and really cute boys. Great place to be, 15 minutes away from downtown Philadelphia. Dorm life is awesome!
She is so nice....she must go to Neumann University

Wow, she looks in shape, she must be a Neumann University volleyball player

Cindy, you are so successful...you went to Neumann University right?!
by Knight696969 January 1, 2012
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1) The art of mucking around and generally getting nothing done.
2) Description relevant to the most common state of teenagers when they leave school
Since Crissy left school, all she's done is sit around with her thumb up her bum and her mind in neutral
by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 30, 2009
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Neuteboom

A Neuteboom is a rare trait only found in some kids. It is where a child is so dirty that the dirt solidifies on his skin thus creating a dirt layer on his skin. Sometimes passing it off as a tan he manages to get by
You see that kid over there

Yeah

What a Neuteboom, he says its a tan but really its just dirt

I wonder why he smelled
by Nuke!! May 12, 2006
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wil je neuken in de keuken

tourist in a restaurant: wil je neuken in de keuken, mag ik wat melk?
ober: ja lekker aaaaaghhhhhhh
by thegerbmeister December 6, 2022
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neurofeedback

expensive bullshit

perpetrated fraud

magnetically extracting money from the gullible
quack medicine imprecisely applying poorly constructed headgear of magnets to head to "train" the brain out of genetic flaws. To peruse a list of OUTRAGEOUS claims of "cures" by nerofeedback interweb browse to hxxp://eeginfo.com or hxxp://neurotherapy.us (with an interweb browser linkification extension one may double click non-hyperlinked munged URLs to load. For the best interweb experience everywhere be sure to use a free AdBlocking extension.)

Can magnetic fields cure genetic defects? FUCK NO, but that's what proponents of neurofeedback would bullshit you into believing. Plan to pay hundreds of dollars per session. Unsurprisingly many many sessions will be required. Similarly unsurprising: insurance companies do not cover fraudulent-science so you will be wasting only your own money.

If you could instantly think your way out of disease or will changes to your DNA medicine would be obsolescent quickly. OBVIOUSLY neurofeedback is fraud. Any doctor offering it under his shingle risks losing his license, the privilege of practicing medicine, or stiff fines. REPORT these tricky motherfuckers to their state medical board
by neurotherapy is fraud January 22, 2013
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