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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The four sexiest mutant turtles ever created. Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
Raphael is the studliest, none of the other's compare.
by Buslady September 17, 2005
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Ninja Mistake

Something that doesn't exist.

Apparently, fate and Ninja Mistake are one and the same.
Ninja do not make a mistake, you fucktards.
by lmao November 22, 2004
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clit ninja

A true master of the stealth orgasm, a clit ninja is capable of manipulating the clit (the sex organ primarily responsible for female orgasms) completely undetected and with astounding results; a clit ninja is also just generally good in bed.
Amy was so bored in Algebra, she slipped her hand down her skirt and had at it. What a clit ninja.

Tom went down on me for five hours last night. He's my personal clit ninja.
by nihil8r September 24, 2004
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ninja approach

Sitting in a dark corner, waiting for your target to let their guard down, and then raping them.

Usually done in a BLUUAAARRGH fashion.
Dude 1: I raped yo mom last night, I used the ninja approach.
Gaby: Did you at least scream really loud while doing it?
Dude 1: Totally man.
Gaby: Fine then.
by captain rape July 16, 2010
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fo shinja my ninja

"I agree wholeheartedly, my friend of Asian heritage!"

A derivative of fo shizzle my nizzle.
AzN: I put my pee pee on dat roundeye's hella phat tracks!
White Guy: Fo shinja my ninja!
by Paraplegic MC October 14, 2003
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

1: Michaelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael.

2: Appeared as a comic book in the 1980s

3: Created by Chuck Norris, on one fine day when he decided to eat four turtles whole. After they passed through his body, they had grown 6 feet and learned karate.
"Don't make me go Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on your ass, son, Chuck Norris is on MY side"
by Jennard May 14, 2006
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

green dudes who would so kick mofo power rangers skinny little butts.
Greengirl4Donatello4life.
turtles in a half shell-TURTLE POWER!
*SCREAMS* YEEEAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
by Greengirl February 28, 2004
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