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special nap

Not really a nap at all. Code word for spanking your monkey, punching the clown, floggin the dolphin, having at yourself, pulling your pork, rubbing one out, or just plain old jerking off.
When I have trouble falling asleep, I take a special nap and then I sleep like a baby.
by 4fingeredman November 24, 2006
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Take a nap

Phrase used by yubo members to express to the live they are going to “jack off/masturbate”, since moderators won’t allow any of those words.
Where did Emma go?
She went to “take a nap”
by Xoxoapplejuicexoxo August 27, 2019
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keith nap

The act of taking a nap at or after midnight. The napper will generally intend to wake up at some point to continue hanging out with the 'burning the midnight oil' friends, but the subject will usually fail and sleep until far later in the day.
-Is 'tony meeting us at waffle house?
-Nah man I think he took a keith nap.
by ScootrNova September 12, 2009
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Shame Nap

A nap taken due to the exhaustion aftereffect of masturbation.
Man, that was good. I'm so tired I think I'll take a shame nap.
by King Tom V August 25, 2008
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Power nap

this is where you nap for a short ammount of time and afterwards you will be re-energized
Joel is off for a power nap because he is tired.
by Joel Tee December 17, 2008
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death nap

to take a nap for at least 4 hours during the day, usually following a night of debachery, where no outside stimulus is able to wake you up
dude, i partied so hard last night i definitely took a death nap through all my classes today
by Big Money B May 21, 2007
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Pizza Nap

When one eats far more pizza than they should, they need a nap. Similar to a "Food Coma"
Emily just ate 11 slices of anchovy 'za. She's gonna be pizza nappin' pretty hard in a few.
by TyrannosaurusJon December 9, 2008
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