Mikey

Some scruffy guy you always thought was a pedo but deep down he was just perv.

Damn you know that guy Mikey he looks like a pedophile but he actually isn't, can you believe it.

by Mommyfuckmybumbum April 20, 2021

mikeyonnia

the name mikeyonnia is unique the girl who has this name in precious with a pure heart she loves to give and is very funny also very emotional just know she’s a lovable person

mikeyonnia is beautiful

by mikeyonnia November 21, 2021

Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022

pulled a mikey

When you get caught hitting on a coworker’s girlfriend, so you quit without a two weeks notice to avoid the awkwardness.

Boss: Where is Doug? His shift started thirty minutes ago!

Worker: Didn’t you hear? We’re one person short today because he pulled a mikey!

by Twhopper January 3, 2019

Being a Mikey

Sucking the absolute shit out of someone dick for clout.

Stop sucking him ur being a Mikey

by Mikeyisafagbag May 2, 2020

Mykel

A 13 year old teenager who loves basketball and football. He goes out with a cute girl to him and he loves her very much....He has shoe game and he is someone who everyone can get along with

Yo did you see Mykel, he had the Jordan 6 True Flight on bruh.

by Lil Faded June 3, 2018

Mikey

Mikey a short jewish kid wich thinks he can skate board also thinks he's the shit,brags about dimeisa liking him and just lurks around dj and thomas and takes all your songs .

thomas: lets go skate

dj: okaiii

mikey: im comin too

by shortiidemii August 10, 2009