manicotti mustache

after performing a dick lasagna on a woman, the man proceeds to slap her upper lip with his unit leaving a semen residue. known as a manicotti mustache.

yo, i was doing a dick lasagna on my bitch last night and she decided that i would give her a manicotti mustache.

by Flama blanca November 29, 2010

Playing Mustard

Involves working your ass off for a few days prior to taking time off work, as opposed to playing catch-up (ketchup) upon your return to the office afterwards.

"Hey Bryan, you wanna duck out early today and play a quick 18 with Frank and Toby down at the country club?"
"I wish man. I’ll be in the office playing mustard for the next 3 days before Krista and I head to Bermuda for our 10-year anniversary next week."

by Cheeky Mirth February 4, 2016

Shoe Mustard

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018

International Crash the Mustang Day

The day Juice Wrld died and as he said in one of his songs “crash the mustang no saleen.” It is only respectable for the day of his death to be represented as crash the mustang day. It will take place December 8th every year.

Are you going to crash your mustang for international crash the mustang day

by Michaelromero February 28, 2020

mustard sandwich

When there's no food left in the fridge, you're in-between paychecks, and you've got to eat something. A staple of the poverty-stricken masses of America

I spent the last of my paycheck getting food for the kids, so now I'm eating mustard sandwiches.

by my name is not billy January 9, 2019

anal mustard

The residue after anal intercourse which is made up of cum, blood, and anal juice.

Mitch- 'Hey Mike! How was anal with your bitch?'
Mike- 'Really good, there was a lot of anal mustard though.'

by Scooba-steve May 13, 2009

dave mustaine

The god of thrash. Personally my all-time guitarist. Unlike little teenybopper bands around now like Green Day and My Chemical Romance, Dave Mustaine's band, Megadeth, plays a little thing called music. He was kicked out of Metallica after writing a large portion of their better music (a lot of stuff off Kill 'Em All and Ride the Lightning) but never received credit. Metallica is an awesome band as well, but in my eyes Megadeth will always be superior. Dave Mustaine is known for being one of, if not THE, best rhythm guitarists of all time. He can write symphonies of complex low-end riffing and put in screaming melodies and incredible lead breaks in the same 10 seconds. His playing abilities are also OFF THE CHARTS as compared to other rhythm guitarists. I myself would give a kidney, leg, and maybe an eye just to have his right hand.

Did you go to that Megadeth concert last night? Dave Mustaine's hands were FLYING when he was playing that 3rd solo in Hangar 18!

by Ian Davis January 11, 2006