2 definitions by Jogney brogden

The Full Spinach

When your finger goes in "three knuckles deep" in a oraface or sphincter. Or a colonoscopy gone wrong.

We had so much tequila last night, she went the full spinach on me.

by Jogney brogden March 18, 2016

When your dogglestyle cream pie drips onto your kicks.

I Left my Jordans on for more traction, now I got this big ass blob of Shoe Mustard that won't come out. I'm lucky it wasn't truffle butter.

by Jogney brogden October 29, 2018