Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

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March 4

Love yourself day!!!!

Rose: oh it March 4th I don't really love myself but I have to.

by Livolivialivvy January 15, 2022

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MARCH 10

DO ANYTHING FOR A GIRL DAY , if its ur bsf , gf , ur sister , U GOTTA DO IT FOR THEM IF THEY WANT A HUG GIVE THEM A HUG.

girl : its march 10th

Boy : oh yea wha u wanna do?

girl : u want ur credit card :)

by pxloco March 9, 2022

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March 14

National kiss your girlfriend day

(Boy)Hey wanna kiss
(Girl) yea it's march 14

by Hddudvdnsjxy March 13, 2022

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marchionese

It means to march in a large crowd, stepping on peoples heads. It can help overcome brain damage. It always allows your dogs to “Ahh moma bell momaa.”

grrrrrrrr I will marchionese on you!!

by bootycrack69gigi April 16, 2022

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