by Steve Smith October 18, 2004
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Get the mookwaffle mug.Somebody who thinks they know everything and know what they're talking about, when in all actuality, they know absolutely nothing. They tell everyone useless facts that they pulled out of their ass to try and sound smart. There is no convincing them that they are wrong.
Person 1: Did you know that if you eat poison oak leaves, you'll never get poison oak?
Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..
Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.
Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
Person 2: Um... where the fuck did you hear that..
Person 1: uh... i read it.. in a book.
Person 2: Wow.. you're a fucking moolack.
by the anti-moolack group September 19, 2008
Get the Moolack mug.When a man sits on their partners face backwards so their nose is up their butt hole and the partner licks the mans testicles while breathing heavily on them.
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A crumb/piece of cookie that one would see remaining at the bottom of a cup after having consumed cookies and milk.
A crumb/piece of cookie that one would see remaining at the bottom of a cup after having consumed cookies and milk.
RODNEY: These cookies are delicious but I can't snack at my wicked mookies.
JOSEPH: Such a circumstance would be regrettable, dawg.
OR
Karen loves to eat cookies and milk. She can't stand it however, when she is unable reach mookie morsels stuck to the bottom of the cup. This is why Karen often resorts to the use of finger scoopage when munching mookies. This technique is frowned upon by the larger part of cookie aficionados.
JOSEPH: Such a circumstance would be regrettable, dawg.
OR
Karen loves to eat cookies and milk. She can't stand it however, when she is unable reach mookie morsels stuck to the bottom of the cup. This is why Karen often resorts to the use of finger scoopage when munching mookies. This technique is frowned upon by the larger part of cookie aficionados.
by Mack B. May 22, 2008
Get the mookie mug.A kind of thick-skulled guy, not too ambitious, usually was a jock in high school but not a terribly talented one. He has drinking plans every night, calls everyone "buddy" and "big guy."
by eeka July 18, 2008
Get the mook mug.Noun. A dumb male, typically young (18-30) and from the Northeast. Ignorant and garish, mooks are easily defined by one of a dozen characteristics listed in the examples below. Typically from Long Island or Northern New Jersey, mooks have spread into NYC, southern NJ, philly and boston. The capital of the mook world is the jersey shore in summer with spillover into atlantic city. Yankee stadium is (unfortunately) another cesspool of mooks. If you see a mook do not approach him, they are irrational and prone to violence. Simply observe from a distance, they are loud, you will not miss anything. If they approach you use simple generic phrases like "you see the game last night" or "im good bro" or "yeah ill be down at the shore this weekend" to dismiss them.
Other known names-
Benny or Bennie (bayonne, elizabeth, newark, new york)
Meathead
Ape
Gorilla
yellow tag (refering to NJ license plates)
631'r (long island area code)
Other known names-
Benny or Bennie (bayonne, elizabeth, newark, new york)
Meathead
Ape
Gorilla
yellow tag (refering to NJ license plates)
631'r (long island area code)
hair gel
fake tans
Steriod use
Loudmouths- typically at sporting events and bars but not limited to these places (jersey shore, atlantic city, cheesey nightclubs, etc) The louder the place, the louder they get.
They love to fight- even without steriods
Baseball cap or visor in orientation other than straight forward
Italian (predominant but not exclusive)
Racist (towards everyone but themselves)
Man sluts- they will try to sleep with anything, especially skanks, mooks love skanks
Popped collars- especially on a pink polo shirt
Ed hardy Shirts/Affliction Shirts- A new craze amongst mooks
Striped Armani Club shirt- No mook is complete without their club shirt
Single letter gestures of communication; A- pronounced "eehhyyy"; O- Pronouced "ooohhhh"
Inflated sense of self worth- yes mooks think they are the greatest and everyone should love them
Leased 2 door BMW in black or white- Mooks may live with their parents but will still lease a BMW
Affinity for cheap beer- Mooks have no class and prefer the cheapest swill available. Most mooks also drink way too much.
There are many more but this should suffice if defining a mook. Remember these are bad people and should be avoided at all costs
fake tans
Steriod use
Loudmouths- typically at sporting events and bars but not limited to these places (jersey shore, atlantic city, cheesey nightclubs, etc) The louder the place, the louder they get.
They love to fight- even without steriods
Baseball cap or visor in orientation other than straight forward
Italian (predominant but not exclusive)
Racist (towards everyone but themselves)
Man sluts- they will try to sleep with anything, especially skanks, mooks love skanks
Popped collars- especially on a pink polo shirt
Ed hardy Shirts/Affliction Shirts- A new craze amongst mooks
Striped Armani Club shirt- No mook is complete without their club shirt
Single letter gestures of communication; A- pronounced "eehhyyy"; O- Pronouced "ooohhhh"
Inflated sense of self worth- yes mooks think they are the greatest and everyone should love them
Leased 2 door BMW in black or white- Mooks may live with their parents but will still lease a BMW
Affinity for cheap beer- Mooks have no class and prefer the cheapest swill available. Most mooks also drink way too much.
There are many more but this should suffice if defining a mook. Remember these are bad people and should be avoided at all costs
by NYC non-mook June 17, 2009
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