Mom

A mom is something dependent on your care and love.

*sees puppy* Aw, look at that cute mom!

by Dawn Eagle November 28, 2021

mom

someone who will beat your ass if you scream fortnight kid 42 times at 3 am in the morning and you will find yourself in a strange place when you wake up called an orphanage.

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT KID

FORTNIGHT-
a strange figure appears called your mom
"sound of getting beatin by mom"

by fortnightkid10044 November 28, 2021

mom

who i did last night

me : leme smash
mom : ok

by sexy sempai November 30, 2021

Mom

The only person who has more control over a man than their wife

Wife "Can you please get a job"
Man "Get off my back"

Mom "Can you please get a job"
Man *frantically searches for a job*

by Urban Is Amazing December 5, 2021

MOM

Money over mans

The Motto is Mom.

by MissCeo December 11, 2021

Mom

Somewhat who acts like an idiot typically behind an computer screen and has zero friends.

Yo why did that bro TK me, fucking momo.

by ghbual January 7, 2022

Mom

Some dumbass who pushed you out of her vigina and gives you trauma also buys you stuff .

Sorry I have to stay home mom Said I cannot leave.

by Ayyyo it’s cupid January 12, 2022