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Modern Combat

The n00b's version of the title of the game "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2."
Guy 1: Yo, dude! Let's go play some Modern Combat!
Guy 2: Bitch, I ain't be playin' no fake-ass shit like dat. Dat bitch be called Modern WARFARE. Say it wrong again and I'mma pop a cap in yo ass, crackah.

Fancy Guy 1: Hello, friend. Would you like to utilize our game consoles to play Modern Combat?
Fancy Guy 2: Oh, dear, chap. It appears the title you've used to refer to our game is incorrect. The correct alias is "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2," or "Modern Warfare," as an abbreviated version.
by Ishalldefinesomewords December 9, 2009
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modern warefare 2

the soon to be greatest FPS(first person shooter) of all time, the most anticipated game of the decade and the coolest speacial edition ever=modern warefare 2, it combines several diffrent guns from games such as modern warefare 1, rainbow 6 vegas, socom and crams it into one mega game full of twists turns and a bunch of other things that are TOO HARDCORE TO SAY ON THE INTERNET
by willl-i-am August 5, 2009
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Modern Man

Comes Hybred as standard. (see metrosexual)
Goes longer between bathroom breaks.
Person 1: He's a modern man.
Person 2: I thought he was quiet.
by lisa_urban May 18, 2008
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Modern Warfare 2

The followup to IW's hit game "Modern Warfare". It has an intense 1 player campaign, a unique co-op system called Special Ops, and a multiplayer component that some call the best ever and "an unbalanced, overrated piece of garbage". Personally, i think the multiplayer is intense and exciting no matter how long you've been playing.
Kid 1:Modern Warfare 2 is the best invention since toilet paper!
Kid 2: Modern Warfare sucks halo is 100 times better.
by xBoX GuY 16523 November 12, 2010
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Thoroughly Modern Millie

Pretty much the GAYEST musical EVER made on earth. Only preformed when a musical teacher hates all of their students. Prefered by people that sing Barbershop.
Person 1: Do you like Thoroughly Modern Millie?

Person 2: Are you kidding me? Thoroughly Modern Millie is the GAYEST show on earth

Music Teacher: Don't take Thoroughly Modern Millie's name in vain or else you'll be sent to hell!!!
by Ooliealapooie Forinigaladine January 17, 2008
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modderno

That kid had a modderno, I couldn't even find it!
by pdubbbbb February 3, 2009
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Modern Inquisitor

One who tries to spread the word of a religion, esp. those of western religions, including going from residence to residence hanging religious paraphernalia on door knobs and fences unobtrusively or going so far as to knock on such doors to donate bibles, CDs, DVDs, and other media promoting their faith, or even accosting people in public to elicit a discussion about their faith and why theirs is the One Right Way to follow.
"Aw, man... These modern inquisitors are at it again... Pushing their beliefs into people's faces with those CDs even in neighborhoods that are clearly ethnic in lifestyles. They need to respect other people's beliefs."
by Deaf Drummer February 9, 2010
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