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by geniusH August 6, 2006
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law school mistress

Practice mistress you use during law school so that if your wife finds out you have nothing to lose as opposed to the real world mistress that you get once you are out of law school and making big money.

The law school mistress doesn't necessarily have to be up to your standards due to the fact that it is temporary and only practice for the real thing.
Bryan: "Help me pick out a law school mistress."
Sean: "Don't worry if you don't pick well, it's only practice."
by Blam684 November 3, 2009
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Misteltein

It is a word within the Norse mythology but the meaning is still unknown. It was used in the japanese animation titled "Mahou Shoujo Lyrical Nanoha A's" by a newly formed mage named Yagami Hayate, who is also called Queen of the Night Sky. It is a very powerful magic spell that cause the target to turn into stone.
Approach from the beyond, mistletoe branches, and become spears of the silver moon! Pierce it! Stone spears, Misteltein!
by Saratoga December 14, 2008
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Mistel

1. German for 'Missle toe'

2. A Hybrid plane made by the Luftwaffe in 1945 (Piloted by the Kg200) the aircraft consisted of a Focke wulf 190 (FW190) and a Junkers JU-88 medium bomber, with the nose converted into a high explosive tip. The Mistel was designed to destroy heavily fortified positions, but in 1945 with the war just about lost, the Germans used them to destroy bridges that the Allies where crossing.
The Mistel would be flown connected together and the Fw190 would seperate and fly back to base while the Ju-88 part flew into the target and detonated.
At christmas time Germans hang a Mistel.

The Mistel was one of the most suicidal tactics adopted by the Luftwaffe.
by ww2wizzkid October 12, 2009
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Mistress

A girl on the side, usually a married guys girl on the side.
Having a girl on the side means a guy has 2 girls. A guy who has none has no mistress.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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Scissor Misters

Sexual position where two gentlemen slot their legs on either side of each other so that they can grind their penises together or his shaft to the other's sack, whichever the males prefer. They can also choose to graze the other's butthole as a form of pleasuring one another. The male equivalent of a "scissor sister."
Not only do Mike and Sameer sit next to one another at work, but they are also secretly scissor misters.
by Carrie Underw00d February 27, 2011
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Mexican Mistletoe

During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out
Last night i gave two dirty girls the good old Mexican Mistletoe, it kinda tickled.
by Speedy Gunzales August 23, 2011
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