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Minnesota Sunrise

The sexual act of soaking your erect penis in a container of high proof alcohol, and inserting it in a woman trying to get her drunk.
"I was already hammered and i needed her to be too, so we did a Minnesota sunrise"
by BigR123 April 5, 2025
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Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
“You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
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Minnesota Swaddle

On chilly days/evenings when the rather large and engorged labia lips of a female will engulf the flaccid and shrunken member of her male partner providing a swaddle to wrap and warm his appendage bringing it to full capacity and ready for action.

See also: arctic burrito, cold-proof cocoon
You ain’t goin’ to get it on lookin’ like that, you’ll freeze your meatballs off. Let me put you in a Minnesota Swaddle, ya goon.”
by Baby J MN April 22, 2025
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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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Minnesota mogwai

Minnesota mogwai placing a mogwai (Gizmo from the movie Gremlins) in your or someone else's anus and then feeding it after midnight, or exposing it to water, or sunlight. To derive sexual pleasure or as punishment .
My girlfriend caught me screwing her sister and said" If you want to stay together your atonement is the Minnesota Mogwai...."

My girlfriends all butt hurt because the Minnesota Mogwai kinda went sideways last night.
by Hic Nocker August 13, 2025
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Minnesota Diesel

When two gay lumber jacks are going at it and one of them starts to purr like an idling diesel.
I could hear Paul giving Harry the ole Minnesota diesel last night. Sounded like there was a power stroke in the room next door.
by Turbo Drew August 15, 2025
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Minnesota Jump Rope

The practice of two men pouring heat wax over eachothers foreskins and jumping to rip the foreskin off, this is an alternative way to quote "get circumcised"
Dude one: Bro have you heard Kyle and Shane did the Minnesota Jump Rope together?

Dude two: Crazy work.
by FSJK August 21, 2025
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