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midget musk

A pungent, distinct stench from a person under average height due to their sweat glands being improper size for their body, often perceived negatively by olfactory senses.
Did Danny DeVito borrow that jacket? The midget musk is overpowering.
by Cass Money March 16, 2009
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bloody midget

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Midget Splash

When a guy cums so hard while getting a handjob from a midget. Due to the height difference the midget gets sperm in her eye and screams in delight.
... going out with my girl later. Since her eye is feeling so much better we will be doing the midget splash.
by 5533X3 November 16, 2020
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Midget Cowboy

1. A Cowboy who is seen as very short
2. A person with a large upper body and small legs
3. A small person wearing a large hat or riding a horse
That there was a midget cowboy, you could tell by his small legs.

That midget cowboy there fell off his horse.

Caleb is a midget cowboy.

I saw a midget cowboy wearing a fantastic hat the other day.
by Mystery016 December 30, 2011
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midget dictator

A tiny human with the intense desire to rule everything and everyone around them.
by Hotmamats December 20, 2016
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midget porn

when someone finds out something they're not suppose to.
me and bryan found some midget porn on liza's computer.
by liza liza liza June 4, 2005
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midgets arse

A biff so plump and meaty it resembles a little bottom.
I boned this chick last night, she had a biff like a midgets arse.
by Bambino May 6, 2006
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