microsoftifying

the act of making a perfect game really shitty by adding pointless features which affect no one but the 8 year olds on there moms computers

"Hey dude, Gotta go microsoftifying!"
"Fuck you!"

by xrochy November 19, 2020

Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.

word sucks
microsoft word is not free

by messinwiththed630 December 31, 2020

Microgrid

A group of people who want to play power utility, but lack the general understanding of the powers they are meddling with, and the consequences of failing to balance the Ying and Yang forces of supply and demand. But it sounds cool... so what’s the worst that can happen.

“We need a microgrid. It will save us money and is super cool.” said the hippie with the man bun.

by Evil_Bob-666 January 25, 2021

Microconsent

Microconsent/ing/ed
- when a person does NOT verbally consent to sexual activity & expresses uncertainty to any form of sexual interaction

- is not true consensual sex therefore the other party should not proceed in pursuing sexual activity

- MICROCONSENT IS NOT CONSENT!!

Examples of Microconsent:
- being friendly
- physical compliments

- uncertainty towards sexual relations

Girl: Why are you touching me like that??
Guy: I thought you wanted it...
Girl: That was microconsent, not consent!!

by drywaller 4000 January 26, 2021

Microsocial

A person who would likely be considered antisocial in a large social system, but is very social in a small group or social unit.

I thought Kyle was antisocial, but is he the life of the lunch table or what? I guess he is just microsocial.

by Brent J. Grim March 31, 2021

micropodge

a small fat child found outside mcdonalds

oh that boy is such a micropodge!

by margaret thatcher ❤️ May 12, 2021

Micronophobia

The abnormal fear of accidentally unmuting your microphone during an online class or meeting.

I suffer from Micronophobia, i keep checking my mic every two seconds.

by sralali June 16, 2021