mayonnaise

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020

magcon

The sweetest, most caring boys ever who want to make people smile. They are a group of 12 boys/1 girl who travel america meeting their fans. The stars of MAGCON became well known for making 6 second videos on twitters app called vine. the stars are Nash grier, cameron dallas, matthew espinosa, shawn mendes, taylor caniff, carter reynolds, jack gilinsky, jack johnson, aaron carpenter, jacob whitesides, hayes grier, and DJ mahogany (also known as LOX). The boys and lox have all quit magcon due to many reasons but they are still friends and are still known as the magcon family even though this fandom is now known as the no name fandom. The creator of magcon hired new people and the group is called #magconnext. the new group is having a negative outcome from the original fans of magcon.

girl number 1 (a year ago) : OMG CAMI I TWEETED THAT I WAS GOING TO MAGCON SAN DIEGO AND NASH FAVED AND RE-TWEETED!!!!

girl number 2 (a year ago): HANNAH THATS GREAT YOU GOT RE-TWEETED BY YOUR FAV BOY!!! I CANT WAIT UNTIL MAGCON IM GONNA DO THE CUTEST PICS WITH MATT!!!!!

girl number 1 (present day): hahahaha cami did you see who is on magcon next! what a joke everyone is hating on them and hashtagging #wewanttheoldmagconback

girl number 2 (present day): ikr i dont even know who they are and i saw that hashtag ugh its annoying how we dont have a name anymore but we will always be the magcon family :)

by Pitbullssssss October 8, 2014

mayonese

man these

mayonese alota people here

by DJ January 21, 2004

mayonaise gargler

Somebody who is a homo.

Are you searching naked pictures of Tom Cruise on google? You little mayonaise gargler!

by CordsCords November 24, 2006

Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.

"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"

by Larks D November 2, 2018

Mayonaisse Aisle

Taking someone to the mayonaisse aisle means you're going to have sex with them.

Hey honey, I'm feeling sorta frisky. How about you and me head over to the mayonaisse aisle?

by silentsid December 24, 2009

Mayonnaise Sandwich

When you are fucking a girl and you finish on her chest, only to collapse from complete and utter exhaustion on top of her. You and the girl are the bread, and your cum is the Mayo

"Yo dude! How did you go last night?"
"Yeah I got some. At the end we became a Mayonnaise Sandwich"

by SmashorSmash May 2, 2019