Maxim

A laddie magazine, so softcore, they don't show nipples or bush. Porn for people who are afraid to buy porn. That being said, at least they have female celebrities in there.

OMG! Jennifer Love Hewitt was on the cover of Maxim! We can gaze into her enormous cleavage once again!

by Pecker March 14, 2005

Maximation to the devistation

sexual intercourse where one of the individuals complelty fucks the others world up..meaning..pounding as hard as possible..making 0ne want to almost cry..

1. Man,last nightwas totally maximation to the devistation

by Kyla January 31, 2004

Maximilian

Really cool guy. His bulge is exploding with goodness and joy. He'll pull it out when necessary, though. All girls love him, and he gets laid every day. If you have a Maximilian, count your blessings.

John: oh hello Maximilian
Maximilian: sup dude
Jazmine: omg look at his bulge

by name_analyzer'21 December 16, 2019

Bungholious Maximus

Bungholious Maximus; See: asshole.

You are a Bungholious Maximus.
The Bungholious Maximus technique is often used by Sir Were.

by Crazed Ewok April 19, 2007

coolio to the maximo

A more stylish way of saying maximo coolio

"Dude! This is coolio to the maximo!"

by Scott J Martin September 24, 2006

maximus desperadius verillias

A man who tries too hard to attract women. He is strong and masculine and ladies like him but he always spoils the mood with his high expectations, egotism and general vulgarity.

Hey Janey, stay away from that guy, I spoke to him for like 5 mins and he hinted about sex, he's a maximus desperadius verillias!

by Steven Bell March 3, 2008

Maximilian

all austrians are named maximilan or max. if they are not named maximilian, they are not true austrians, and all those who claim to be maximilian but not austrian are lying. Also, max don't have sex with your ex.

Oida 1: Jo Kamerad is that an Austrian?
Oida 2: idk, is he named maximilian?

Oida 1: JAWOHL

by SuperAustriaHater88 April 15, 2018