Pre-Mature Hoe

When a girl doesn't dress her age and acts like an adult,or When a girl is a trick to the eye because she doesn't look her age

I was at the mall yesterday and I looked to my left then to my right, and all I could see in sight were these pre-mature hoes.

by IAmTBH May 5, 2012

Hakuna Matada

A song which was written for an animation movie. Lion king's legend word.

Hakuna Matada Hakuna Matada

by Mxck8 April 26, 2018

age-maturity discrepancy

An inappropriate gap between perceived maturity level in comparison with age.

Little Johnny had a large age-maturity discrepancy. His biological age was 13 but had the maturity level of the average 6 year old.

A large polar intelligence matrix in conjunction with an age maturity discrepancy existed between Sarah and Joe. They simply couldn't get along.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Meaty matador

When your ladie holds her lips open and says come get it and pulls away right before you get in

My women the other night said time for the meaty matador and I jump at it and jammed my junk on the edge of the bed

by Nevik doloh January 28, 2019

Extra Mature Cheddar

Extra Mature Cheddar refers to 'old money' that has been in a family for a minimum of 6 years. If somebody's ancestors inherited the family fortune, they're classed as an extra mature cheddar family.

“How do all of his relatives own 6 Lamborghinis and 2 islands?”
“He's extra mature cheddar.”

by C L G July 4, 2021

The Matador

When you wrap your cock in a paper towel to prevent staining your favorite underwear or sweatpants.

I had to use The Matador because my underwear were still in the dryer and was running late for my Grandfathers funeral!

by I’m with stupid July 8, 2021