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a dumb person who doesnt know how to wear a hat, and thinks she good at sports
Mary wears her hat like a dumb person
by john beverly May 24, 2018
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Alyanna Marie

The real definition of natural beauty. She doesn't need make up to be beautiful.

She has the cutest smile and the most beautiful eyes.
Hi I feel like "Alyanna Marie" today.
by Samia Mell 22 June 14, 2020
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mary pearl

Noun: 1. A person, usually female, who has a loud voice, a caring personality and a love for caps lock.

2. Someone who is as cute as a button, but can be scary as fuck and is usually linked to music/bands
"OMG that Mary Pearl is so cute"
"sure but she just slammed me into a locker"
by Steve Baechemi March 27, 2015
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Mary Beth

The most incredible friend anyone could ever have. She is incredibly beautiful both inside and out, even if she can't see it. She is absolutely hilarious, and extremely Smart. She will be there for you no matter what, and she will help you through all your troubling times and never give up on you. She makes you realize all the good in life and makes better all the bad. She is your Sunshine and she is AWESOME.
(steve):Mary Beth is sooooo awesome
(tyler):Yeah Dude shes the bestest friend ever!
(Sam): I like Potatoes
by STEVE P GONTZ January 20, 2009
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Marie-Noel

Marie-Noel is a french hyphenated name. Pretty uncommon, the person that holds it is as unique as its pronunciation.
Its meaning is a combination of Marie and Noel: Marie is an intelligent, outrageously cute and spontaneous person. She is also known to be an awesome-will-make-you-sore lover. Since Noel is known to be a punk, strong, straight up badass, this delightful combination adds up to a sexy, irresistible, seductive person that you should hold on to. Word has it that Aphrodite herself reincarnated into Marie-Noel's beautifully shaped body.
"Marie-Noel was our Prom Queen back in High School."
by MNS18 October 16, 2011
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Mary Ham

The newest news Anchor for the most reliable news source on the internet, Pew News. She has allegedly killed Poppy Gloria according to PewDiePie.
Poppy Gloria, was found dead in her apartment by Mary Ham earlier this week.
by rigbecai June 3, 2019
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Mary Cheney

The lesbian daughter of former US vice president Dick Cheney. Mary Cheney and her life partner, Heather Poe, have two children, Dr. Quinn and Medicine Woman, both of whom are the result of a lesbian miracle. Ms. Cheney revealed in a recent interview that her children's names were inspired by a line of dialogue spoken by fictional race car driver Ricky Bobby in Ms. Cheney's favorite film, Talladega Nights.

Noted gay columnist Dan Savage has publicly referred to Ms. Cheney as a "useless dyke" due to her active involvement with the Bush Administration and the half-assed stand she has taken for gay rights. Mary Cheney responded to Savage's remark with a thinly-veiled threat to have her dark lord father send him to Guantanamo Bay, presumably to be tortured and held indefinitely without charges, as is customary in the post-9/11 police state formerly known as the United States of America.
Mary Cheney was the director of vice presidential operations for the Bush-Cheney 2004 Presidential re-election campaign, which is rather ironic considering the fact that the Bush Administration's official policy on gays and lesbians is that they "should all shut the hell up and stop being all gay and stuff"*.

*quote by former Attorney General John Ashcroft, 2004
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. January 4, 2012
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