This is when a woman shoves ice cubes up a guys ass. The cold sensations will cause the guy to lose his erection completely. This technique can be especially useful to help control males that suffer from premature ejaculation.
Heather's boyfriend was acting really cocky and bragging too much about himself so she gave him the Chinese Slot Machine while they were having sex causing him to shrink down to nothing.
by Heatherpleather November 23, 2006
Get the Chinese Slot Machine mug.A series sequel to a show called Beast Wars. The show not only pissed off many fans but it also introduced some lame ass yoga crap to the whole transformers theme which was required in order for the characters to "maximize"
Beast Machines Example:
Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..
*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."
Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!
*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.
Optimus Primal: Maximize! Oh it didn't work... Well shit..
*Some lame overly-cliche oracle thing*
Psst... You must say "I am transformed..."
Optimus: I am transformed! It worked!
*Fans are disgusted at Optimus' faggy new skin head look.
by bluemuffin May 20, 2009
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A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.
by shabbitz January 22, 2009
Get the machine washable mug."Yo Luchi bro, did you end up boning that chic?" - Dave
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi
by Ampa Lamps May 11, 2013
Get the Machine Gun Funk mug.fax machine baby! (shouted in a Cole Train type voice)words for a method of delivering a message in a slow or humiliating manner to an enemy team. originating in GEARS OF WAR. a term used to describe a total comeback from a near shutout, FTW! before the winning teams supposed victory round begins its said by the losing team "didn't you get the memo?" and the round starts. the losing team comes back and wins the match and shouts "FAX MACHINE BABY!" to humiliate the near victors for letting the losing team stomp them back into their lag infested coffins. also used intentionally to make noobs continue playing for more points.
losing team: "it ain't over yet suxors"
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.
winning team: "OMG shut up it's first to 7, we have 6 (6-0)it's over!"
losing team: "didn't you get the memo?"
winning team: "your idiots!"
(round begins) 7 more times to be exact, and losing team comes back 6-7 FTW
former losing team: "FAX MACHINE BABY!"
new losers: "OMG, F'ING LAG!"
winners: "you just got faxed. Shwow Shwow Shwow!"
losing team cries about everything (mostly lag) then quits and leaves bad feedback.
by MATCHES007 January 3, 2009
Get the FAX MACHINE BABY! mug.Shitty overrated rap rock band. Use a catalog of about four guitar chords with some screechy Mc named Zack De La Rocca who panders to uninformed people (I.e. people who think child killer Che Guevara was a hero because he's on a t-shirt.) Utter shit.
by Señor Piñor January 28, 2014
Get the rage against the machine mug.Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.
by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006
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