Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.
by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006
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(Noun) A person that ejaculates all day long.
“Josh. Get out of the bloody restroom you fucking cum machine, I need to take a shit you little wanker.”
by TheOnlyWikipedia July 31, 2021
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