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milf

Quite simply: Mom I'd Like to Fuck
Stacy's mom- because she's got it going on.
Refer to music video.
by nycbella December 15, 2003
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Milf

A mum (often a friends) who you would do anything to have her taste your prawn. sometimes you try to lick her feet as she walks up the stairs, because your that fucked up.
Dude have you seen stevens dads girlfriend? MAn SHE IS A MILF! I WOULD TOTTALY LET HER SHIT ON ME!
by G1v3 Me P1nk August 12, 2007
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Twitter MILF

In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I'd Like to Follow...
Did you see Britney Spears' tweet about going on tour with her kids? She's Twitter MILF!
by Gee Why March 1, 2009
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milfshake

A mother that you would love to fuck that has big titties, and that you would proceed to suck on for long periods of time if presented the opportunity.
Yeah, the one with the huge melons? I would love to make a milfshake with those double d's
by whiteboyawesome August 4, 2011
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milf

A Mother I would or any one would wanna fuck!
Zach H.'s mom is so fine....her names the definition of milf, right dave.
by Belial666999 December 28, 2005
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mildseven

1 japanese brand of cigarettes
2 an individual of somewhat strange talents and intelect, often confused.
3 misunderstood sensei like figure, usually calm under most stresses but always has something guiding to say, cryptic or straightforward, depending on the situation
1. marlboro? isnt your usual brand mildseven?

2/3. was feeling really down but i called mildseven and he showed me what was real in my life.
by mildseven September 13, 2005
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milf pond

A congregation of milfs around a body of water on a hot day. Usually a weekday.
Wow, that beach swim at lunchtime was awesome. It was like a milf pond out there.
by Anders Raoul February 6, 2009
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