Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.

My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

McDonalds Miu

A woman that cropped Byakuya and Makoto p0rn

McDonalds Miu is amazing

by Idiot with a small brain August 10, 2021

McDonalds chick

a girl (probably your girlfriend) that will sit in mcdonalds and eat with you with joy.

Robert: There goes Conrad with his McDonalds chick

Andrew: Damn! he's soo lucky having someone that will eat McDonald's with him, I wish i could be him.

by Polish Troll B4L March 16, 2011

mcdonalds fever

You can stop eating McDonalds. Average life span: less than 50.

Friend: What did you have for lunch?
Tim: A Big Mac.

Friend: You have got to have McDonalds Fever!

by nicosoter August 17, 2015

McDonalds Hoe

A hoe that works at McDonalds

What the heck? Is that Jesse? She's a McDonalds Hoe.

by brewys July 25, 2016

McDonalds and chill

its where you spend an extremely long period of time in a 24/7 McDonald restaurant just to use there free WiFi and charging ports whilst talking to actual different and random customers who went in to actually eat and then leave. usually done at night time

yo dude you wanna McDonalds and chill tonight

by therapistgod November 8, 2017

mcdonalds on main

when you present your guilty pleasures publicly in front of friends, family, or a group of people

"hey guys i came back from work early"
"why do you have a hentai profile picture"
"...uh..."
"my dude did you just pull a mcdonalds on main? haha"
"...if that's what you want to call it, yes"

by drive me to drink December 12, 2018