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Sweatpant Mafia

Apparently the word the Brits use is 'Chav.'

Young British guys, usually teenagers to mid-twenties, who wear sweatpants all the time, sagged down below their skinny asses. They are pimple-faced, have over-gel'd hair and may even have a design shaved into their hair like Kanye West, or a couple of lines shaved into one or both eyebrows. They may be missing a tooth.

They will often be found on city buses accompanied by their teenage girlfriend or wife and their 2 kids. They usually wear a baseball cap turned sideways and rarely wear a coat, as hooded sweatshirts are apparently enough, even when it's snowing out. They have an abundance of cheap-looking bling, an outdated model of cell phone and designer sneakers.

They speak in a dialect that is incomprehensible to the unsuspecting American. They are always either smoking or rolling a cigarette, or they have one tucked behind their ear for later. They can also be spotted carrying a greasy fast-food bag, presumably full of cheeseburgers for their kids.
Dude, what the hell? Why are there a bunch of puny wanna-be homies around here? They look like K-Fed.

Oh them, they're part of the sweatpant mafia.
by Estancia1234 February 15, 2010
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Theia Mania

Theia mania is a term used by Plato, and Plato's main protagonist Socrates to describe a condition of Divine Madness; or literally madness from God

Love at first sight is a common trope in Western literature, in which a person, character, or speaker feels romantic attraction for a stranger on the first sight of them. Elaborated upon by poets and critics from the Greek world on, it has become one of the most powerful tropes in Western fiction. It is also considered "The most powerful type of Love"
Meeting someone for the first time and feeling deeply attracted to them. To the point of distraction they are in your thoughts constantly.

Wow I cant get (Insert Name) off my mind I think of her constantly. This must be Theia Mania, Divine Madness of The Gods.
by M A Y H E M November 19, 2010
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Three 6 Mafia

Biggest rap group to come out of Tennesse and no they do not worship the devil. The reason they are called Three 6 Mafia is because there used to be a total of 6 members in the group and then some left leaving 3. Ever since the group has contained between three and six members. In Stay Fly it doesn't say anything in regard to the devil or lucifer. The lady in the background is from a Willie Hutch song called Tell ME Why Has Our Love Turned Cold. If u do not believe me please download it somewhere and you will hear the truth. Some people also believe it says lucifer before Juicy J begins his verse, but it actually says "Producer". Juicy J producers all of Three 6 Mafia's songs.
If you wanna hear a good Three 6 Mafia song look for any of the "Posse Songs"
by Caboose4327 April 30, 2006
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Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.
Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!
by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020
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wal-mafia

This is what suppliers call Wal-Mart for their heavy-handed tactics and constant price squeezing
Holy markdown, Batman! Even Chuck Norris wouldn't buy that from the Wal-Mafia!!
by TheDownwardSpiral July 2, 2007
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The Original Mustache Mafia

A group of strangely attarctive men wearing the almighty mustache.
Wow, Matt and Ryan sure look like some tough guys wearing their mustaches,They must be members of The Original Mustache Mafia!
by El Peligroso June 14, 2008
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