long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

Long Hannah

refers to being tall and named hannah.

that, i say, is a long hannah.

by DanB-B March 14, 2012

long and frustrating

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dam that was long and frustrating, also beans r real gud.

by did u know beans a gud March 14, 2022

Long Spider

A scorpion

Hazel informed me of the dangers of the long spider, wouldn’t want to get stung by one of those.

by Thecoolestpersonyouevermet November 3, 2018

long-haulers

Pandemic victims for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.

The long-haulers prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because that are bed ridden and in social isolation, and some institutionalized and barred from visitation.

by mlhiss September 7, 2020

Long QT

Long QT is a syndrome that 1 in 2000 people have. It is inherited in genes and is a rare heart condition.

My sister and dad have Long QT but i didn't inherit it.

by fishyfishy12 July 18, 2015