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Lit or nah

by LucyLondin May 10, 2014
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Lit Candle

When your dick isn't just casually erected, and is instead going out-of-its-league full-throttle fuck-beam boner mode, and lasts for a longer period (not menstruation..) of time. You may think its the type of long-lasting boner you get when sitting in the car, but no. This is a very rare boner. Spend your time wisely when having this precious opportuni..oh fuck. I mean..um, gift, or..idk., you get the jizz. Oh fuck, i mean jizt, o' gist, or..whatever. You get the point. ....ah fuck, that's what she said.... Point.
Scenario #1.
*In a car with my friend*
Carlos: Ok, what restaurant are we going to"
Me: Shit, Idk, I can't get my mind of this Lit Candle!!"
Carlos: " k "

Scenario #2
My dad: "......oh hey! is this Carlos?" Oh ok, I just wanted to let you know to stop over at our house to feed the dog and let him outside and all that..."
Carlos: "..oh ok, I'll stop by in 10 minutes.."
*So then went Carlos, he stopped by, and did everything my dad told him to over the phone..but then..he took orange construction paper and wrote: "Candle = Lit", and then put it under my pillow of my bed..
LMAO! Good memories..... Please vote this on, btw Subscribe to Rusty Cage while you're at it..
by SuperiorSteve64 October 29, 2019
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Lit fam

An ironic term used to say cool, or great.
"That's totally lit fam"
by Myhamsterstacy April 2, 2017
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Lit city

When you are partying really hard with a bunch of people, and everyone is fucked up. Congrats, you have arrived in lit city.
Powder your nuts and shine your shoes we are going to lit city tonight boys!
by Bvido July 24, 2016
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Lit tit

When the tits are so hot that they are literally on fire
Yo I heard javarious saw sharkeishas lit tit and he fainted
by Analtoots4life January 28, 2017
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lit anal

a combination of fictional literature and analytical readings.
oh i just finished my lit anal!
by LOVEpuppies100 May 2, 2017
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Lit fam

A goup of friends or your squad that is fun or cool.Also could be refering to a person who is your friend and telling them something was fun or cool.
Ex:Person one: that was lit fam

Person two: yea that party was lit

Ex : me and my friend were lit last night
by Rayray03 February 21, 2017
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