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Lit-Toting

1. Lit-Toting refers to the act of translating the films, sports, and recreation, love and care, hatred and spite, creativity and destruction, valorization and vilification, in short, the totality of human life and existence, through the acts of writing. Although it began as a conscious movement started by a young visionary and a literary intellectual who grew up in Sanskritic-Semitic neighborhood in the conducive climes of the Gangetic Rishikesh, India, it is now touted to be The Next Big thing in the mode of information reception.

Although it began as a conscious moment, it presages fortuitous prognostications for its overall reach and impact in the coming years.

2. Lit-Toting is the act of mentally translating a social process or social creation into texts, digital or otherwise, lending it the touch of permanence which digital content miserably lacks. It was created by a pompous intellectual from Rishikesh, India on 7th May, 2019.

3. The act of writing about your memories, diaries, and heartfelt opinions after watching an emotional or intellectually stimulating movie. It has its precedents in Doctor Freud's "sublimation", and the Digital Minimalism fad of The Summer of 2019.
1. Random-Overbearing-Mommy-in-The-Background: What have you been doing all this while? All I see is a bright computer scene: Netflix, and Chill, much?

Intellectual-Wannabe-Son: No mommy dearest, I've been penning down notes from "Angels in America" to Kushnerize Rishikesh!

2. Random Girl (to her classmate): "Have you been watching this movie for Mrs. Goldberg's Mill on The Floss classes?

Litotes Website Fangirl: "No shit! I have been Lit-toting Titanic movie to avoid crying over Leo's death"

3. Annoying Paparazzi (collectively bad-mouthing Taylor Swift after "Me!"): "So, Taylor, is "Me!", your version of deflecting the attention from MeToo?"

Taylor Swift (covers her mouth of the bad-breath of the camera-rabblement): "No bitch, I am Lit-Toting my way to success - transforming lives by converting my feeling and emotions into songs that are cathartic"
by ScholarWarrior May 8, 2019
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Lit Luis

This type of guy is litterally your typical stoner. He shreds on the electric, and drums. He doesnt even have to be stoned, he's just that chill. His attention span is like 4 seconds though, and then he'll go back to the guitar. Listens to Avenged Sevenfold and MuSiCalS.
Guy 1: yo Lit Luis is on the guitar?
Guy 2: Of course it is G
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hypin lit

When you’re way past lit.
But too hype to realize.

You’re hypin lit bro.
Ellie is so hypin lit today bro. Her chill is nonexistent.
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lit issue

some lit ass sex with the person u least expect
aye bruh lisa wit the big nose gave me my lit issue yesterday shit was bangin
by kobracharmer April 19, 2018
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lit-non

When things really didn't pop and it was not 'Lit'.
That party was so Lit-non.
by J.J.W-global September 13, 2017
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Budgetary Litness

To possess the skill and / or talent to budget life accordingly to the McDonalds Dollar Menu
2 double cheese burgers, fries and a drink for $5. Budgetary Litness.
by Samuelson GucciLord June 11, 2017
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calm lit

When it's lit, but chill
Yo that party was calm lit. The music was bumping, but it was chill.

Is it 311 bro? I'm calm lit as fuck.
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