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Dating level:
In other words the girl your trying make as your girlfriend keeps you on the beginning stage of your relationship due to a bad past experience or insecurity within her to get you any play. It's similar to being on the friendzone or not sure if your in a relationship. You can thank the last asshole that broke her heart.
Sam: "Hey Jake how's you & Steph going?"

Jake: "I don't know we're still on the dating level."

Sam: "It's been 9 months bro???"

Jake: "She's still hurting bro & can't make up her mind."

Sam: "Did ya'll kiss yet?"

Jake: Does a peck on the lips count?"

Sam: "You need a hug bro."

Jake: "Thanks man."
by Sirmix12 October 25, 2013
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Freshness Level

The Freshness Level (FLv) is a personal, self-evaluation of one's current state of being, which ranges on a scale from 0 to 100. Simply put, it quantifies one’s current ‘mood’ into a single number.
Freshness Level Scale

FLv 0: Dead.

FLv 1-9: Rock bottom. You feel absolutely terrible; there is practically nothing that can restore this state other than time or passing. (Terminal disease, death of a loved one, guilty court sentence, etc.)

FLv 10-19: Extremely low. You feel like locking yourself into a room so you can drown in your own sorrows. (Ended relationship, fired from job, extended depression, etc.)

FLv 20-29: Very low. Life absolutely sucks, but you’ll get over it sooner or later. (Broken bones, petty theft victim, crashed car, etc.)

FLv 30-39: Quite low. You’re in a pretty bad mood; people better stay away from you for now. (Rejection letter, hangover, fight with partner, etc.)

FLv 40-49: Below average. You’re okay, but hopefully the day will get better. (Monday morning, bad weather, small headache, etc.)

FLv 50-59: Above average. You feel pretty good; the day turned out to be better than expected. (Clear sky and sunshine, discount purchase, good food, etc.)

FLv 60-69: Quite high. You’re in a good mood and often wonder why you don’t feel like this every day. (Weekend just started, barbeque with family, payday, etc.)

FLv 70-79: Very high. You feel great and it’s written all over your face. (Vacation, amazing sex, skydiving, etc.)

FLv 80-89: Extremely high. Life is amazing, period. (Graduation, new car purchase, big job promotion, etc.)

FLv 90-100: Cloud nine. You feel absolutely ecstatic. Is this heaven? (Wedding day, child birth, winning lottery, etc.)
by Andalucia June 6, 2015
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low level flattery

Something that although somewhat flattering is a compliment you are not proud of.
Girl 1: Hey, I saw that perv Nick staring at you with his hand in his pants.

Girl 2: That is some pretty low level flattery.
by happilysilent1 June 26, 2015
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That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.
Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish
by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012
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im the highest level

the saying IM THE HIGHEST LEVEL is the definition of that one thing said by denis daily

"i am the highest level in this lobby"

i am the highest level
yabooga im the highest level

i am the highest level in this lobby
by yaboog September 2, 2022
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Next Level Thinking

1) A level of thinking gained from, but not limited to: psychedelic drugs, dreaming, near death experiences, or an epiphany of any sort.

2) A level of greater thinking which includes, but not limited to: psychic visions, ability to lucid dream, and in extreme cases; possibly physically altering something with ones mind.

3) A better overall understanding of the universe and existence itself.
Next Level Thinking is something that could benefit anybody's life.
by The Next Level Thinker December 26, 2010
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care level

The level of which you give a shit. Usually accompanied by a hand motion to physically show how high the level is.
Phil: Did I tell you guys about how in my calculus class, the teacher said that the cosine of pi is actually not equvialent to the derivative of the tangent line?

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by Jordandijinz0rz October 30, 2004
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