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Masturbatory personality disorder

It’s when you can’t prevent yourself from jacking your pretentious self off metaphorically with unwitty lacklustre interjections and outrageously poor ironic claims.
“Aww man fuck Adam Savage from Killyleagh he’s so masturbatory; I bet he has a full diagnosis of masturbatory personality disorder.”
by Girldick May 23, 2025
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Borderline Personality Disorder

A type of person you must run away at all costs if they make you your “favorite person
Friend: my partner loves me so much and calls me her “favorite person”!

Me: OH SHIT! THEY GOT THAT BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER! FOO YOU BETTER RUN AWAY AND SAVE YOURSELF! THEY GON’ FUCK YOU OVER BAD!
by Splaird June 22, 2025
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Garb personality disorder

People with this change their personalities based on the clothes they wear
Yesterday ken was so quiet, what is this sudden burst of charisma. It must be a case of garb personality disorder
by Quen.asf July 14, 2025
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Pinterest-personality

Someone whose entire personality is copy-pasted from Pinterest boards. Obsessed with “aesthetics,” they speak in quotes, think in curated moodboards, and treat every mildly sad moment like it belongs in a tragic coming-of-age film. Doesn’t actually have original opinions, just reshuffles things they've pinned.
“She called herself a ‘burnt-out gifted kid in her feral era’ after failing a quiz. She’s such a Pinterest-personality.”

“If I hear her say ‘I romanticize everythingone more time... Pinterest-personality strikes again.”
by A.Xevier August 5, 2025
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Pancake Personality

like a pancake-flat ass, the pancake personality has a flat affect and little emotionality
The only worse thing than a pancake ass is a pancake personality
by ENW34 October 27, 2025
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Lala's Personality

The feeling of wanting to kill everyone and everything in her general direction but also gets off to calling people cunts and degenerates her wraith knows no bounds as she gets incredibly horny afterwards
Lala's Personality is like a game of golf and friends.
by SHIITCUNTTTFUCKKER August 26, 2018
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multiple sexual personality disorder

Sorry
Its when a person can't cotrol their impulses because they are suffering from sexual personality crisis
by rafael e Reyes January 28, 2019
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