mowing the lawn

Said when you want to leave to masturbate without saying it outloud or when you and your boy/girl friend want to go have sex.

EX. 1: John: Hey guys I'll see you in an hour I gotta go home and mow the lawn.
EX. 2: Matt: Yo me and Melissa stayed up all night mowing the lawn last night.

mowing the lawn by that guy who posted this word February 26, 2011

Alabama Lawn Dart 

When you live in Alabama and a friend comes to visit your home and takes a dump on your lawn. Thus what they make is THE lawn dart.

I went to visit friends and had to go poo and was locked out of the house and decided to play a game. I made a Alabama lawn dart and I won. Bullseye!

Alabama Lawn Dart by T-Lou September 3, 2007

fair lawn 

Not as jewish as everyone from the town thinks. That's because the people who think it's so jewish are anti-semetic. The town itself is pretty all-american, consists of large amounts of Italians and Irish. There are plenty of jews, Israelis, Russians, but nobody likes them anyway. Send them back to Brooklyn where they belong!

Fair Lawn Guido: What nationality are you babe?
Fair Lawn Skeo: I'm Russian.
Fair Lawn Guido: Oh, so where in Russia are you from there?
Fair Lawn Skeo: Well I was born in Brooklyn.

fair lawn by Gianni F March 7, 2008

mow the lawn 

yam the cat

you mowed her lawn???...ur sick, man

mow the lawn by Anonymous August 22, 2003

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo 

when someone that no one likes tries to talk to you and they don't know that no one likes them but you don't want to be a dick because it was a silent agreement that no one likes them and eventually you just tell them to fuck off so later they come to your house and fuck you lawn flamingo so you call the cops.

police responder: hello this is 911 what is your emergency
You : there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo
Police responder: understood multiple police cruisers have been dispatched to your location

there is a gay ass mother fucker on my lawn, fucking my lawn flamingo by Mr. Dissapointed June 1, 2020

fair lawn 

as israel is to europe as is fair lawn is to the americas

brian: why is everyone migrating in the same direction?
adrian: cause its saturday in fair lawn
dan: im from franklin lakes
mikko: YEAA B**** YEAA

fair lawn by smurfdigger November 9, 2007

shit eating lawn knome 

my Nicholas

your a shit eating lawn knome

shit eating lawn knome by Ellie October 12, 2003