Late Facebook Bloomer

Someone who takes forEVER to get a damn Facebook (usually at least a year) for whatever reason. Social pressure, realizing they're not cool without one, etc, etc...

Bout TIME you get one, late facebook bloomer pussy!

by Jazzist August 15, 2006

johnny come lately

a man that has trouble getting his penis up.

mike had a johnny come lately moment tonight.

by amandaerinlauren February 15, 2007

Late night cut

Having sex late at night

Late night cut leaves you more relaxed at night

by vivmm June 2, 2012

Happy Late Year

When people are still saying Happy New Year, even though it's already a week after the new year.

(Jan 5, 2010)...

person 1: happy new year!!! whats up??

person 2: more like happy late year... it was new years 5 days ago bro

by sadohawofhoqw January 5, 2010

Take the late bus

to ditch a school event of some kind and talk shit about bitches

"dude, i hate bitchy people"

"Ohmigod, I know, lets go take the late bus"

"totally"

by girlygirl726678 October 30, 2009

why are you late

literally what all teachers fucking say when you come in that one second late, the best way to get asked why are you late is to walk around the skool and then roll up to class like a savage and sit down and look at ur phone

Teacher: Why are you late again today
Teenager:CUS im a savage and thats what the cool kids do when it's class at least I came to School
Teacher: K sit down then and do ur work
Teenager: stfu IDC about shitty schoolwork

by Elevators115 June 17, 2021

late night marshmellowing

Taking a males genitals and dipping them in gohnera puss then forcing your penis in a vagina and making a foamy white marshmellowy mixture but all has to be done between 10 pm-3 am

“Common Karen lets do some late night marshmellowing”

by Givemeyoucock February 12, 2019