Landing Patch

Narrow patch of pubic hair above a woman's snatch

Lisa's landing patch safely landed MOCO's 747!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Land Shark

The game of shark-biting continued on land. The objective is to pinch a persons ass, mimicking a small shark bite. The 'biter' screams Land Shark!

Drinking rules can be used. Every time someone landsharks another person, both of them have to take a drink.

(pinch) "LANDSHARK!" That was a nice land shark. I got all of that one.

by johnny landshark September 9, 2011

Land rubber

A discovered discarded condom while exploring the great outdoors.

Now children,as we walk along this trail please step over the land rubber that you will see as you get to the fork in the path.

by Ralph Mustard August 16, 2012

No mans land

That spot between your snail trail and your pubic hair where it hasn't quite met up yet leaving an awkward patch of nothing.

Damn, wish my hair would grow in already. No mans land is looking pretty barren.

by cookiemonst4 January 10, 2015

land banking

a technique used by wealthy individuals to frustrate their rivals by buying up land adjacent to their competitors locations so that they can open up competing busineses and perhaps force them out of business.

TP: "Did you hear Pete Dick got us banned from the Kirk Hotel? Now we got no place to go."
The Cooker: "Yeah but before he did that he was land banking and plans to open up a place even better down the road."
TP: "well, I guess that is why they call him Pete Dick."
The Cooker: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

knackery land

an undesireable crib occupied by a friend.

Make sure you keep your eyes peeled for cock roaches 'cause we're going to visit Bob in knackery land.

by JBow August 10, 2004

land clammer

Any one who roams the neighbor picking up bottles and cans for the deposit.

A guy asks his friend what to do with his empty beer bottle, his friend replys just throw it near the road the land clammers with get it.

by nyviper84 March 8, 2008