Cock Lobster 

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

Cock Lobster by Mj May 13, 2005

Imperial Lobster 

A dish that should be ordered with extreme caution at San Francisco's Lolli's Castagnola seafood resteraunt

"I'll have the Imperial Lobster, please"

"Do you think you're ready to order the Imperial Lobster??"

"Yes..He will aid me while I move my troops north"

Imperial Lobster by Phazan February 18, 2009

the lobster 

when you administer a shocker to two different girls at the same time.

Ahern administered the elusive lobster on those two women he met in vegas.

the lobster by kook June 19, 2005

Tucson lobster 

n. A species of usually college aged girls from the state of Arizona who tend to infest Southern California whenever the heat becomes unbearable in the desert. The Arizona sun gives them their lobster complexion and they spend their vacations driving badly, getting shitbag wasted in clubs and crowding California beaches.

It's spring break in San Diego, let's go bag some Tucson lobsters!

Tucson lobster by G.I. Nigel August 25, 2010

slob lobster

a word used to describe portly baseball players

Ryan Zimmerman is a typical slob lobster

slob lobster by tyler chapin May 23, 2008

Copper Lobster 

A copper Lobster is a person that is very cheap. They prefer to waste time to get the best deal and usually still never purchase. AKA a penny Pincher.

Tom asked to split a meal with his dinner date because he wanted to save two dollars. Tom is a copper lobster

Copper Lobster by KING COPPER December 9, 2008

wet lobster 

when you lick your thumb and pointer finger then pinch the other persons nose

yo did you see me give tux a wet lobster

wet lobster by keek the sneak January 4, 2009